CHART OF LUST
WHO we’re loving and living for this week
NEW IN SMILF AKA Frankie Shaw, the creator, writer and star of our latest TV obsession ( SMILF, Showtime). It’s brilliant. She’s brilliant. And funny. And truthful. And an IFI* (Inadvertent Fashion Icon). 4. UP CRAIG DAVID Performed an acoustic version of 7 Days for commuters on a double decker bus last week. A cynical bid for viral publicity of course! But it’s Craig, so it’s fine. 5. NEW IN THE TH VICAR We know we talk about This Country every week, but it is brilliant, and, following his ep 4 rap, we’ve realised Rev Francis Seaton is its breakout star. UP ALDEN EHRENREICH Han Solo in the new
Star Wars film. Came to our attention via gossip regarding the departure of original directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. All we take from that story is: he pretty. NEW IN STORMY DANIELS Adult star accusing Donald Trump of sexual misconduct. Gave an eloquent 60
Minutes interview last week; she also corrected the Twitter troll who misspelled ‘Skank’ at her the week before. Chic. NON- MOVER SINITTA Attended a screening last week in an iridescent emerald green sheath of a frock, and in the company of her mother, her son, and a clinical aesthetician (Dr Vincent Wong, far right). Why not? NEW IN THE WEDDING OWL OF CHAOS AOS Was meant to deliver the rings during a marriage ceremony, got in a literal flap, flew directly into the face of someone else, all hell let loose. NEW IN RUSSELL HORNSBY We just finished
Seven Seconds on Netflix, can confirm that it was this man – in the role of Isaiah Butler – who made us cry the most. NB He is also handsome.
NON- MOVER JOHN LEGEND In rehearsal for a Jesus Christ
Superstar stage revival, in which he will play Jesus – a casting decision I think you’ll agree we can all get solidly behind. NEW IN BASKIN CHAMPION Model. Rumoured new girlfriend of Justin Bieber. We know only this: she has an excellent name. We enjoy saying it out loud.