Bronze age

If heaven doesn’t somehow involve a jumbo bronzer with mahogany packaging inspired by yacht decks, then I’m not sure I’m bothered about getting in. Seriously, have you ever seen a palette quite like Guerlain’s new Terracotta Route Des Iles Tan Enhancing Bronzer, £52? It’s embossed with a golden and apricot compass for goodness sake! I’m stockpiling it while there’s still time.