Chart of lust
WHO we’re loving and living for this week
1 NEW IN MEN IN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS
How curious a mistress is lust? How shifting, how inconsistent! One day, we think we’d
never fancy a man in a Hawaiian shirt; the next, we fancy no one else! We give you: The Rock!
4. NEW IN LUCY SIEGLE
Journalist, broadcaster, ecowarrior ( in the good way), author of brand new book Turning The Tide On Plastic – and our mate.
5. NEW IN MEN IN SATIN SHIRTS
Apparently, we’re going through a shirt phase. Herewith, Shameik Moore, actor and rapper, in green satin at Comic- Con. You’re welcome!
8 NEW THE GIRLS IN CURLFEST
Brooklyn’s annual celebration of natural hair – held last week – was one, big, joyous eruption of lovely. Lust for that hair.
2 BOSEMAN NON- CHADWICK MOVER WICK
In ecru Louis Vuitton, unfazed by Denzel Washington’s demands he pay back the money Washington donated toward his college scholarship, live on The Late Show.
6 SIMON UP PEGG
Who spruced this chap right up? Actually, we don’t care. It works, we’re into it, that is all. (PS: POCKET SQUARE!)
9. UP ELLE MACPHERSON’S TOES
Got trolled for being ‘creepy’ ’n’ ‘ugly’ after she posted a viewfrom-my-sunlounger pic on Instagram; people are sometimes extraordinary.
3. UP NATALIE DORMER
Last seen as Margaery Tyrell, a doomed, Diana-meets-evitaish type in Game Of Thrones, now chillingly austere in BBC Two’s Picnic At Hanging Rock.
7. NON- NO MOVER BRA BRAD PITT
In a Canadian Tux, on set of Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In
Hollywood, with Leo. We haven’t fancied him this much since Thelma And Louise.
10. DOWN PALMERSTON THE DOWNING STREET CAT
Last week, caught and killed a duckling. Bad Palmerston! (NB A freedom of information act revealed that Palmerston has 27 confirmed kills of mice since being adopted in 2016.)