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WHO we’re loving and living for this week

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MANON LAGREVE Impossibly French G GBBO stbarbaond star our and our current fave for ( in one episode) giggling, ‘Do you want to see my buns?’ and coining our new Twitter bio/life rule, ‘ Ze more ze butter ze better.’

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ROSAMUND PIKE Last week claimed she’d got so into character playing war correspondent Marie Colvin that she’s ‘shrunk a centimetre and a half’, which we love in so many ways.

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ALEX TURNER For hopefully reminding men that you can experiment with new looks. We were v deirsytracted by his latest – shaved head, thin gold chain – at Arctic Monkeys’ sold-out O2 run last week. Big fans.

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QUINCY JONES After blockbuster interviews earlier this year (Marlon Brando’s gay affairs! He knows who killed JFK!), Netflix’s take on the legendary producer drops Friday. Directed by his daughter, and our long-term love, Rashida.

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THE QUEER EYE GUYS Won three awards at the Creative Arts Emmys – and posted a million (adorable) Instagrams. JVN stole headlines with his incredible sheer dress, but we loved Karamo’s cape. As memes said, not all heroes wear capes, but Karamo, well…

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PAUL MORRIS Owner of independent book store Bookends, who could’ve made £30,000 selling his profitable business, but instead raffled it off to ‘give someone an opportunity in life that they might not otherwise have had.’ Nycorouy,’i rneg.

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LEON NEYFAKH Louis Therouxlooking presenter of podcast Slow Burn, currently leaving us jaw agape weekly by unpicking the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky scandal. Into it.

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SARAH KOENIG Not satisfied with starting everyone’s true crime podcasts obsession, voiceof-dreams Sarah is tackling ‘the whole criminal justice system’ in Serial sfienraiellsy3, series 3, fififinally out Thursday.

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JULIA ROBERTS Clapped back at an Instagram troll who dissed her ‘ black ugly nail polish’, saying, ‘It is in fact navy polish with garnet crystals as a grounding accent. In case you would like to edit.’ Big mistake! Big! HUGE! JOE BIDEN IDEN Back online to front an Instagram TV series aimed at getting young Americans talking about politics – and, of course, to pose for characteristically cute selfies with bezzie Barack.