Chart of lust
WHO we’re loving and living for this week
1 UP SARAH PAULSON American Horror Story: Apocalypse finally airs, and it’s a mash-up of the Coven series and Murder House series, which will mean nothing to you if you haven’t watched it before, though hopefully, the immaculate SP will mean something.
2 NON- MOVER VER JOHN LEGEND Releasing a Christmas album in a couple of weeks, which is annoyingly early, but we’ll forgive him because it features Stevie Wonder on a harmonica; and because he’s fit.
3. NEW IN ANWAR HADID’S LOVE BITE Or, to give it its US name, ‘hickey’, which may or may not have been delivered c/o rumoured girlfriend Kendall Jenner. We didn’t even know people still did this!
4. UP NICHOLAS HOULT Who, it transpires, named the wigs he was required to wear during filming of The Favourite. ‘Babs was the main one,’ he said. ‘Barbara – but Babs for short.’
5. UP SHIA LABEOUF AND FKA TWIGS Definitely Doing It (sorry! We mean ‘dating’); they went for a walk last week and then a ‘friend’ said they’re ‘having a nice time’, and we all know what that means.
6 NEW IN TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET AND LILY- ROSE DEPP EPP Possibly ensemble? On ne sait pas encore! We think it’d be nice if they were though. Might help replace our defining memory of what Timothée did with a peach in Call Me By Your Name.
7. NEW IN HARRIS DICKINSON As J Paul Getty III in Trust (BBC2), where he’s got the long straggly red hair, skinny tees, flares and louche air of a kidnapped heir to billions.
8 NON- MOVER XOSHA ROQUEMORE Aka Dawn Lima in I’m Dying Up Here: pastor’s daughter by birth, foul-mouthed stand-up on a voyage of sexual discovery in ’70s LA by choice.
9. NEW IN THE INSTA LADY BUMS S OF HALLOWEEN EEN 2018 We usually frown upon all gratuitously attention-seeking Instagram trends, which this undoubtedly is… However, it also makes us laugh.
10. NEW IN THIS DUDE He wore swimming trunks as outerwear to Milan Fashion Week, and totally got away with it, because some people just can do shiz like this, and we’re glad.