Chart of lust

WHO we’re loving and living for this week

UP AISLEYNE HORGANWALLACE Former finalist in Big

Brother, now a talent of no fixed portfolio; last week, reminded us that she had once kissed Jack Whitehall in the back of a cab.

NEW IN MADE E IN CHELSEA’S HELSEA’S SOPHIE HIE As we celebrate what feels very much like 40 years of avidly watching Made In Chelsea, it occurs that Sophie is a slow-burn fave.

UP IDRIS People’s People Sexiest Man Alive 2018, which everyone knows isn’t as good as a number 1 spot here! We met him once and can attest to the sexiness. ( We gave him Nurofen. True.) 5. NEW IN THE GRINCH It’s early for a Christmas lust, we know that. But the Grinch, as voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch: how could we resist? (Oh, look. We didn’t.)

2 UP JOSÉ An unexpected lastminute turnaround in a Manchester City match against Juventus last week restored José to his swaggering best, which is how we lust him most.

6. NON- MOVER ANTHONY JOSHUA OSHUA In pinstripe double-breasted suit at an awards thingamy last week. A handsome man; and it’s a rare athlete who can pull off formal, no?

9. DOWN LUKA SABBAT Pretty young thing, possibly dating Kourtney Kardashian, definitely being sued by a company for ‘failure to [Instagram] influence’. The most modern law-breaking of which we’ve ever known.

3. NEW IN SALIM/ MICHEL Of The Little Drummer Girl (BBC One). Unlikely as it seems, we find ourselves as drawn to the man Becker (Alexander Skarsgård) is impersonating as we do the sexy Skarsgård.

NEW IN THE HOT DUCK OF CENTRAL PARK POND New York and its Instagram feeds are going wild for it! Last week, it turned out Canada had one, too (it’s a male mandarin duck, duck geeks).

10. UP JESSIE J Leaving a shoot in New York dressed almost entirely in patent, because that (we’ve heard) is what you have to do, if it’s rumoured you’re dating Channing Tatum (which almost rhymes).