CHART OF LUST

WHO we’re loving and living for this week

1 NON- MOVER MICHELLE OBAMA AT THE GRAMMYS

There is a fine art to being able to tip up to any occasion and make it considerably better by dint of your presence alone.

2. NEW IN EMILIA CLARKE FT JASON MOMOA

Two of our GOT faves will host the Oscars, in the wake of about 17 other people being fired from the role for doing bad things. We’re happy: they’re pretty.

3. UP HANSON, ALL GROWN UP

As debuted on Lorraine Kelly’s show last week. Last seen looking very young and not nearly this good, while singing MMMBOP, in the ’90s. As The Sun remarked: ‘Mmm hot’.

4. UP KENNETH THE PAGE

While rewatching 30 Rock (All 4), our love for K the P has reignited; we’re therefore out of our minds to learn he’s starring in Waitress the musical in London’s glittering West End!

5. UP PEPPA PIG

Appears to be having quite the impact on young American fans who, their parents claim, are developing British accents.

6 UP WES NELSON

Formerly of Love Island and Megan Barton Hanson (via Laura), now single, says he won’t be dating DOI partner Vanessa, leaving him with only one possible romantic option: us.

7. NEW IN LEON BRIDGES AT THE GRAMMYS

In a yellow corduroy suit, be-scrawled and be-badged with assort refs to his mum, Texan roots, album and single relationship status. And it worked.

8 UP SALMA HAYEK

At the BAFTAS. Lizard brooch + one-shouldered, full-length velvet gown + elaborate plait + pearled headpiece = full marks from us.

9. UP PITBULL

The musician, revealed last week as John Travolta’s ‘ bald-spiration’. Travolta finally ditched his hairpiece, after Pitbull told him he should.

10. NEW IN THE NAKED ACADEMIC

Dr Victoria Bateman is having a fine old time of her Brexit protest, and quite discombobulated evergreen COL fave Richard Madeley on live TV last week.