Chart of lust

Who we're loving and living for this week...

1. Up JOEL KINNAMAN

Altered Carbon returns to Netflix… Without Kinnaman, star of season one. Still, let’s recall his beauty.

6. New in EVE HEWSON

Daughter of Ali Hewson and Bono, which we didn’t even know when we fell in lust with her while watching her performance in The Knick on Sky.

7. Up STEVE JOHN SHEPHERD

If you’re not watching This Life (iplayer) why aren’t you? It’s got Anna. But it’s also got SJS, as Jo, and… Yes. We know. We know.

2. New in SKIN FT LOURDES LEON

Or maybe the other way around? In the front row at Burberry: unexpected and mesmerising seating-plan brilliance.

3. Up JANELLE MONÁE

In Balmain and Bare Midriff in Los Angeles for the NAACP Imager Awards last week. Behold, the orange skirted magnificence!

8. Down CARA DELEVINGNE

Who Justin Bieber rated lowest of all wife Hailey’s model friends, live on James Corden last week. ‘I have a better relationship with Kendall [Jenner],’ he specified.

4. New in IMAN SHUMPERT

Basketball player of whom we were not aware, until we saw him dressed like this, at a fancy dinner for a fancy watch brand. Well done, that man.

9. New in THIS SEAGULL

But what is that in its beak, you ask. Look, we say. No, look closer… Do you get it, now? Yeah you do!

5. Non-mover NENEH CHERRY

Mabel won a BRIT, reminded everyone that her mum, Neneh, won it 30 years earlier, thus reminding us of a time when all we wanted from our vibe, was this.

10. New in THE DANCES OF BUTTIGIEG AND BLOOMBERG

The battle to be Democratic presidential candidate takes an interesting turn when grass roots supporters start formation dancing, but probably shouldn’t.