Chart of lust

1. Up GAGA

Looking/sounding a lot like old Gaga, in her new video for Stupid Love. We realise that we’ve missed this Gaga!

2. Up LEÏLA BEKHTI

Starring in Damien Chazelle’s new Netflix project The Eddy. We loved her in

Midnight Sun.

Genuinely excited about this situation.

3. Up SETH ROGAN

Looking sharp despite – or perhaps, because of? – the beard, in a suit, trainers and crew-neck tee, at a Thing last week. Early middle age becomes him.

4. Non-mover LENNY KRAVITZ

Sockless in Paris, in such a way as to make us wonder why we ever bothered with the tubular foot-encompassing scraps of woollen nonsense anyway.

5. New in BAD PET PORTRAITS

A Baltimore pet shelter launches a fundraising scheme in which employees draw terrible pictures of people’s pets for $$$, and it’s working!

6. Up KOURTNEY AND KIM

In head-to-toe latex for Kanye’s Sunday Service. ’Cos if you can’t praise the Lord in latex, when can you?

7. Non-mover MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

In a three-piece check affair (shirt: open-collared; wrist: silver bangle-adorned), at a HISTORYTALKS event in New York. So much to admire here.

8. Down J-LO

‘Sad’ not to score an Oscar nom for Hustlers. We feel for her, but hope her abdominals offer some consolation.

9. Up ROB BECKETT

For his unimpeachable voiceover skillz on Celebs Go Dating. Who else but Beckett could beget a concept like ‘out-auschwitzing’ your romantic competition?

10. Up LINDA HAMILTON

For her Sarah Connor of the Terminator franchise: then, now, forever awesome* (*original meaning) in a vest and combat pants.