Chart of lust

Who we're loving and living for this week...

1. New in LA LEGIÓN

An elite branch of the Spanish army, deployed in the virus effort last week to the delight of an international community in search of light relief. The uniforms!

6. New in DR ANTHONY FAUCI

Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases in the US, the man Americans rely on for truth; their Prof Whitty.

7. Up SCHERZY AND EVANS-Y

Made a romantic kitchen dance vid together. Could have annoyed us. Didn’t. (Which is not to say we think all other dating celebrities should do the same.)

2. Up SOPHIE RAWORTH

Of the news. Last week described as ‘brave and beautiful’ by Pete of Pete and Sophie on Gogglebox, which is entirely accurate to us.

8. New in JOSHUA RITCHIE & OLIVIA BENTLEY

Got together on Celebs Go Dating in flagrant disregard of the show’s central premise (celebrities go out with reals). But it’s love across the class divide, we’ll take it.

3. Non-mover RYAN REYNOLDS

For his ‘celebrities are gonna get us through this’ video… ‘Right after healthcare workers. First responders. Ping pong players and mannequins.’

4. Non-mover TIFFANY HADDISH

Stealing the show just a little in Netflix’s Self Made, a mini series about the life of entrepreneur Madam CJ Walker. Top notch looks throughout.

9. New in OULAYA AMAMRA

Currently starring in Vampires on Netflix, which is your classic teen vampire sort of an affair, only French, therefore: better.

5. New in TOM NOOK

Of Animal Crossing. It comes to our attention, while quarantined, that ‘gaming’ is a thing, and Animal Crossing: popular. This chap runs the village store, clearly has prospects.

10. Up CHRISTY TURLINGTON’S NEEDLEWORK

Five Boston Terrier-themed cushion covers in one short week, and she’s building up to more. Quarantine productive!