CHART OF LUST
1. Up KANYE WEST
‘A vision just came to me…’ he tweeted. ‘…Jesus Tok.’ He’d got ‘disturbed’ as a ‘Christian father’ while perusing Tiktok with North; was visited by an alternative.
2. Non-mover THE DMC
Daisy May Cooper, whose Instagram feed is a compelling argument in favour of social media. Her #whatcanyoufit underyourtits challenge is a case in point.
3. Up HALLE BERRY’S FEET
Centre of intrigue regarding her love life, after they were Instagrammed entwined with the feet of another! More news of HB’S feet, as we get it.
4. Up AMANDA PEET
We’ve only watched one ep of the new series of Dirty John so far (Netflix), but it was enough to remind us how pretty AP is. Also, top ’80s ensembles throughout.
5. New in RORY FLECK BYRNE
Harlots is screening on iplayer and YOU ARE WELCOME. So far, our lust belongs to Daniel Marney, played by this fella. YOU ARE WELCOME.
6. New in GLENNON DOYLE
Inspirational speaker, life coach, made Adele’s soul scream. We were wary, too – then we googled her life story. It is extraordinary! Juicy.
7. New in ADIL RAY
Of GMB fame. Showing great potential in the slightly-rogue-anchorman stakes. Last week, accused weather person Laura Tobin of burping just before going live.
8. Up WILL SMITH
May well reprise his character in the gritty dramatic reboot of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-air, the trailer for which is all anyone’s googling RN. He may not. No one knows.
9. Up THE LOOSE WOMEN FEUD
Denise Welch unfollows Coleen Nolan on the socials, after Coleen’s manager called Nadia Sawalha a ‘witch’. Loose!
10. New in KAE TEMPEST
The poet, formerly known as ‘Kate’, has declared themselves non binary. Wrote Running Upon The Wires, one of our fave poems.