Catching up with your Tweets from the week

@StJohnsStanmore: Car embedded in our hedge today, please drive carefully on Uxbridge Rd or you’ll end up in our graveyard, one way or the other. Stanmore

@MPSHillingdon: TIP: Do not shoplift. Especially on a Saturday morning on bank holiday weekend #NoCourtOnMonday #CellForAWeekend #LongStay #Uxbridge

@LorrainesMS: Massive congratulations to Rebekah Earl who passed her driving test 1st time, with only 2dfs in Uxbridge

@Jispy1: @balconyshirts Not me.. popped to Red Cafe & got bashed in the head by unruly umbrellas. Good umbrella etiquette not recognised in Uxbridge

@Hillingdon: Could you be a foster carer? We are looking to recruit at least 20. Read more www. hillingdon.gov.uk/30235

@BucksLib: On behalf of the Uxbridge library doors: please update your ID cards at reception! #feelingbashed @MPSHillingNorth: Currently there are 24 individuals enjoying our hospitality at Uxbridge & Heathrow custody suites. 8 going straight to court #NoBail

@Narrdya: There’s this Halal American restaurant in west London Uxbridge their food was the best I’ve ever had by far

@StJohnsStanmore: The Uxbridge Road is wet and slippy. Slow down, keep your distance and don’t drive like a fool. #stanmore

@MPSHillingNorth: Men calling door to door in #Ickenham cutting hedges & charging VERY high prices. Advise lone relatives to seek help before agreeing to work

@LondonFire: Jim Follows finished his career at #Ruislip Fire Station after 30 years dedication to #London. Happy retirement Jim

@chelskireject: Ruislip social club leg-end. Happy retirement to the most brilliantly grumpy barman ever. Service with a snarl!

@Khyberman: Power outage in Yiewsley High Street!!!