Grange Road, Hayes, UB8 2UE. Box office: 020 8561 8371. www. becktheatre.org.uk Thames Street, Windsor, SL4 1PS. 01753 853 888 theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk Lyric Square, W6 0QL. Box office: 020 8741 6850 www.lyric.co.uk times and prices. Glebe Avenue, Ickenham, UB10 8PD. 01895 673 200, hillingdontheatres.uk Friends of Ickenham hall presents comedy compass: the best American wrestling stars come to the ring to face the very best of home-grown talent and fans’ favourites in a two hour extravaganza. Portsmouth has been crowned Worldwide Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist. Catch him in action. n Beck Theatre Catch Jay Sodagar with support from Nathan Willcock, Sam Lutitt, Sarah Callaghan, Catherine Bohart and compere Lewis Bryan Thursday February 9 £21.50 to £38, 7.30pm. open Mic – Back To The 90s: n The Lyric is going back in time. From 90s backwards. Let’s show these millennials how it’s done. So break out your jean jackets and hightops ‘with-a-fade’. Ages 14+. Thursday February 9 £16.50 or family offer £51, 7.30pm. Monday February 13 to Saturday February 18 £5, 8pm. The Upbeat Beatles:
Great powerhouse vocals and close harmonies pumped out with a driving backbeat to give you a Beatles night you’ll never forget. n henceforward:
Sometime in the not-too-distant future composer Jerome struggles vainly to complete his life’s masterwork about love. With the help of a deranged android childminder, Jerome hatches a cunning plan to retrieve his source of artistic inspiration, his beloved daughter Geain, from her mother, his hostile estranged ex-wife. A superb comedy by Alan Ayckbourn. n Questors Theatre Tuesday February 14 comedy club 4 Kids: 12 Mattock Lane, Ealing, W5 020 8567 5184, www.questors.org.uk £4, 8pm.
Cracking entertainment for everyone over six and under 400 years old (no vampires). The best comedians doing what they do best… but without the rude bits! Abigoliah Schamaun (MC), the Punk Science duo and Keith Farnan n £22.50, 7.30pm. now until Saturday February 11 Saturday February 11 Mavis Sparkle:
Mixing magic, illusion and laughter, inspiring us all to reach for the stars. Suitable for ages four to 11. n Friday February 10 The Questors present Bird on the Wire: n Frankie’s Guys:
A celebration of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons: a fast paced, energetic production with an authentic live concert feel. Frankie’s Guys are receiving standing ovations all over the world. n
Premiere of taut political thriller set in a remote cottage at the end of the Cold War. A gripping and darkly humorous exploration of betrayal in all its forms. £8, 11am and 1pm. £11 or family offer (4 tickets) £41, 2pm. £15 to £31, Mon to Sat 8pm, Thurs and Sat 2.30pm. £7 to £18, 7.45pm, Sun 2.30pm. Tuesday February 14 to Saturday February 18 Theatre Royal Windsor £27.50, 7.30pm. lily and the little Snow Bear: n Friday February 10 Blunderbus Theatre presents this funny, heartwarming tale with exquisite puppets, enchanting music and a magical snowy setting, this modern-day fairytale is especially for little bears over three. Narodno Pozoriste present Frenki i Dzoni: n lyric hammersmith Sunday February 12 now until Saturday February 11
Serbian language drams from the National Theatre in Belgrade. Performed in Serbian. So You Think You Know About Dinosaurs: n
Come and test your knowledge against Ben Garrod (scientist in Attenborough and the Giant Dinosaur). An exciting interactive show. Kiss of Death:
starring Peter Lovstrom (Widows). A contemporary thriller with plenty of dark humour to punctuate its mood of prevailing menace. n £26, 8pm. now until Sunday February 19 Saturday February 11 Roald Dahl’s Fantastic Mr Fox: n £10, 11am and 1pm.
Brand new musical adaptation of Roald Dahl’s classic with live music and songs and gloriumptious designs. Will Boggis, Bunce and Bean be outfoxed? Ealing Street Dance Academy hip hop Showcase: n £17.50 or family offer (4 tickets) £56, 2.30pm. £15 to £31, Wed to Sat 8pm, Thurs 2.30pm, Sat 4.45pm. n
London’s largest street and breakdance school, perform their latest mesmerising dance showcase. compass Theatre Sunday February 12 Monday February 13 Elvis – The King Is Back: Superslam Wrestling: £8 or £13, 12.15pm, 4pm, 8pm. See website for details of show Sunday February 12 Ben Some of n n