COLD PURSUIT
(15)
REVENGE is a dish best served at sub-zero temperature in Norwegian director Hans Petter Moland’s English-language remake of his 2014 black comedy In Order Of Disappearance.
Screenwriter Frank Baldwin transplants the stylised blood-letting from snow-laden Scandinavia to the ski slopes of a fictional Colorado town where white powder on the ground could be trafficked cocaine.
In this close-knit community, police adopt a relaxed approach to visitors smoking spliffs on the street because the local economy relies heavily on income from these pleasure-seeking tourists. Corruption is rife, cops are largely in the pay of powerful crime lords, so the long arm of the law occasionally fails to take its hands out of its pockets.
Cold Pursuit centres on a grief-stricken father, who strikes back against the criminal fraternity which murdered his son.
Liam Neeson’s portrayal of the vengeance-seeking patriarch is less muscular than his heroics in the Taken films. He is an awkward fit for a film which slaloms at speed between lurid violence and gallows humour.
Nelson Coxman (Neeson)
SLAUGHTERHOUSE RULEZ (15) is a long-serving snow plough driver in Kehoe, which welcomes thousands of tourists to its ski resorts. Shortly after Nelson accepts a Citizen Of The Year prize from his peers, he learns that his beloved boy Kyle (Micheal Richardson) has died from a heroin overdose.
“We didn’t know our own son,” despairs Nelson’s wife Grace (Laura Dern).
“Kyle wasn’t a druggie,” growls her husband, who rejects the findings of police detectives Dash (Emmy Rossum) and Gip (John Doman).
Grief steadily poisons the marriage and Nelson contemplates suicide.
At his lowest ebb, he learns that Kyle, who worked at the airport, was murdered by drug cartel kingpin Trevor Calcote, aka Viking (Tom Bateman).
Nelson vows revenge and gains valuable intelligence from his brother Brock (William Forsythe) about Viking’s well-oiled operation. The father systematically targets Viking’s henchmen and the drug lord wrongly attributes the deaths to his sworn rival, Native American cartel leader White Bull (Tom Jackson).
Cold Pursuit caters to the base desires of Neeson’s core fanbase with bone-crunching fist fights and a shoot–out, albeit with a hero who collapses exhausted, gasping for breath, after each exertion.
DON Wallace (Finn Cole, left) is crestfallen when his mother secures him a place at Slaughterhouse School, where cadet training and golf are part of the curriculum.
Room-mate Willoughby (Asa Butterfield) educates Don on Slaughterhouse’s pecking order with them at the bottom and sixth-formers at the top, including Clemsie Lawrence (Hermione Corfield) and prefect Clegg (Tom Rhys Harries).
Fracking nearby opens a sinkhole, which activist Woody (Nick Frost) predicts is “a portal that leads right down to hell!” Disfigured beasts emerge from the sinkhole to eviscerate terrified pupils and staff. ■ Available to download/stream from February 23 and to buy on DVD/Blu-ray from March 11.