The STAR Exchange

Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?

GAINFUL EMPLYOMENT

After it was announced former Chancellor George Osborne had been made editor of the

London Evening

Standard, former Labour leader Ed Miliband tweeted that he’d landed the top job here at heat. Anyone but Farage…

DIALLING IT IN

Gw yneth Paltrow couldn’t make her mate Tracy Anderson’s studio opening in NYC, so she Facetimed instead – and Lena Dunham took the call. Fancy.

PRICY PE KITS

Kylie Jenner worked out in a $5,000 Chanel outfit. But was it machine washable?

SISTERS FOR BLUE IVY

The Beyhive thinks that, because Bey wore the earrings from her If I

Were A Boy video in her latest Instagram, she’s having twin boys. Sure.

RANDOM CHOICES

The new presenters of Great British Bake Off are, er, QI host Sandi Toksvig and Mighty Boosh’s Noel Fielding. Of course.

A CONSTANT STATE OF FEAR ABOUT TRIPPING OVER YOUR TROUSERS

Kendall Jenner and Victoria Beckham, how do you LIVE?

MICROWAVING TEA

David Tennant’s character did it on last week and the internet went NUTS. Broadchurch

SPOTIFY

According to US reports, Taylor Swift wants to launch her own streaming service. Can’t we all just get along (and get 1989 on Spotify)?