HOW SAD PITT IS COPING WITH THE SPLIT
Blasting emo songs and smoking in his car, obvs
Holly wood stars cope with marriage break-ups in different ways. Some hit the clubs. Some go to rehab. Others (*cough* Robin Thicke *cough*) get 19-year-old model girlfriends. But heat can reveal that Brad Pitt is coping with his split from Angelina like a 17-year-old boy: smoking, making art and listening to some pretty heavy ballads.
Our spies have spotted Brad visiting an art studio in LA daily, where he spends up to 15 hours a day working away on a sculpture with his friend, British artist Thomas Houseago. “He arrives in the morning along with Tom and his assistants, but when everyone else leaves, Brad stays behind,” says our insider. “He spends all night working on his art and listening to emotional songs.” Brad’s soundtrack? Super-emo hipster Bon Iver’s album and break-up track Just To Satisfy You, which features the lyrics, “How many hearts must break/how many will it take to satisfy you, just to satisfy you?/ Another love, another fool to play your game.” Intense. Our spy has also spotted him vaping in his car. Even though Brad is back to looking hot-as, our insider says that the arty types leave him well alone. “Everybody knows it’s related to what’s going on with him personally, but nobody says anything,” says the source. “He’s a quiet guy, and very humble.” Oh, Brad. Stop moping and get back out there.