Mariah got matchy

WHERE? Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. WHAT? Demure as ever, Mariah manages to expose only 58 per cent of her cleavage and 73 per cent of her thigh. The singer kept her ever-so-buoyant curves within her gear, which was so down with the kids. So down that her daughter Monroe was wearing the exact same thing. Elsewhere, her ex and twin-baby daddy Nick Cannon did his best Richard-made-ley-as-ali-g impression, while Moroccan tried to ignore him.

SO? Matching outfits can only produce misery.