JUST SOME OF LIAM’S RECENT REVELATIONS...

FATHERHOOD IS CRAZY, IT’S MAD. THE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS HAVE JUST STARTED. WE’VE BEEN REALLY FORTUNATE, BUT NOW HE WANTS TO WAKE UP AND PLAY AT 5AM.

CHERYL’S DOING IT ALL HERSELF AT THE MOMENT, BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN I’M NOT THERE... I THOUGHT THAT I’D GET THE CALL SAYING, ‘WE NEED A NANNY FOR THIS,’ BUT NO, SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING.

WHEN CHERYL WAS PREGNANT, SHE TRIED TO TWERK IN A MIRROR. SHE TWERKED ONCE, AND I WAS LIKE, ‘NO, I’M OUT OF HERE’ – RAN, GONE.

I’D SAY HE’S GOT MY NOSE AND FACE, UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, AND HER EYES, WHICH IS VERY FORTUNATE.

HE HAD LOTS OF HAIR, WHICH THEY SAY IS HEART BURN IN PREGNANCY, WHICH SHE GOT A LOT OF.

I DID ALL THE FIRST DAY’S CHANGES… BEAR THEN WOKE UP AT 5AM AND CHERYL WANTED TO CHANGE HIM. SO HE SPROUTS OFF [PEES]. SO UNFAIR! SHE HAD TO GIVE BIRTH TO HIM, AND SHE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT WEED ON FIRST.