VB’S words of wisdom

THE STYLE BIBLE WON’T BE POSH’S FIRST FORAY INTO THE BOOK WORLD…

LEARNING TO FLY 2001

On her wedding: “The Bishop of Cork was really sweet and fitted into the Sherwood Forest theme perfectly. He was just like my idea of Friar Tuck.”

On friends: “The girls who called me names, who I could just hear saying to their friends, ‘Oh yes, I was a friend of Posh Spice.’ And the boys who called me frigid are probably saying they slept with me. These people are lying.”

THAT EXTRA HALF AN INCH 2006

On wedding flowers: “For heaven’s sake, don’t include carnations – they are far too petrol station for your special day.”

On her Spice Girls look: “Posh Spice came about because of the bob, the heels, the little black Gucci dress. Except that it wasn’t Gucci, it was Miss Selfridge. I’ve still got it, though it finally fell to bits from being worn to death.”