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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“WE JUST STARTED CHATTING ONLINE, AS YOU DO”

LORDE on how she met Lena Dunham. Er, that doesn’t happen to us

“YES, I DEEPLY REGRET MARRYING BOTH BOYS. YES, I’M A TWAT”

Twice-divorced JODIE MARSH is owning those mistakes

“I’M NEVER LIVING THAT DOWN. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE NAKED GIRL ON A WRECKING BALL”

Yep, MILEY CYRUS, that vid is kinda imprinted on to our brains forever

“I CAN EAT TWO OR THREE STANDING UP, AND THEN IT DOESN’T COUNT”

Kimmy Schmidt star JANE KRAKOWSKI has found a way to make burgers calorie-free

“PEOPLE WHO WRITE ‘U’ INSTEAD OF ‘YOU’, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL THE TIME YOU SAVE?”

This is the kind of stuff that keeps DRAKE up at night

“THERE’S STILL MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD, AND A LOT OF LOVE, AND A LOT OF LOVE TO BE GIVEN. IT’S JUST LIFE”

BRAD PITT, are you SURE you’re off the weed?

“MY HOUSEKEEPER HAS THE BEST ARM FOR MAKE-UP SWATCHES. SHE’S SO NICE – SHE JUST SITS THERE WITH HER ARM READY AND LETS ME DO MY THING”

KYLIE JENNER: not exactly a model employer