Posh plays gooseberry

WHERE? Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Hot Pink Party.

WHAT? Don’t you hate it when your mate chats up a bloke, leaving you as a third wheel? Poor Posh was left out when Liz Hurley got into a chinwag with cosmetics mogul, Leonard Lauder. That’s what you get for leaving David at home.

SO? Where’s the tequila when you need it?

“Come on, girls, let’s do the can-can!”