Heidi’s daughter plots escape

WHERE? Disneyland Resort. WHAT? She’d heard it was the happiest place on Earth, but Heidi Klum’s daughter Lou wasn’t happy. Disneyland was just triggering her mum’s obsessive fancy-dress tendencies – such a waste of therapy. SO? She wore an ape suit once, Lou. Could be worse.

“Muuuuuum, you are SO embarrassing”