Katie: ‘I won’t pump up my boobs any more’

The inflatable star on surgery and singing

We know to never underestimate the Pricey. So when we arrive at the launch of her single I Got U, we’re expecting fireworks. Luckily for us, KP doesn’t disappoint. Here, the singer (yes, she’s a singer – deal with it) talks to heat exclusively about surgery plans, her life in plastic and happy times with Kieran. Oh, and she calls us a doughnut. So that’s life-affirming. You’re on good terms with Peter Andre now – does he have any feedback for you as a fellow musician? We don’t discuss anything to do with work. Oh. What does Kieran think of the song, then? He absolutely loves it. Kieran is actually a really good singer. He’s really supportive. How do you think it’ll do? If it beats [previous single]

Free To Love Again, which got to number 60, I’ll be happy. You said you weren’t going to drink all year – will you be having a drink tonight? I’m driving, so I’m savouring my Porn Star Martini! It’s my one drink, because my car’s outside. Is Kieran annoyed that he has to hang out with Tom [Zanetti, a DJ who worked with Katie on the single and sent her flirty text messages] tonight? Tom’s not here, it’s Craig [Colton the X Factor finalist, who wrote

I Got U] who’s here, you doughnut! The reception to your live performance of the song on Loose Women wasn’t 100 per cent positive… Do I look bothered? There’s not even a drip of sweat on my forehead – thanks to Botox. That leads us to our next question… Yeah, I’m fake from head to toe. I’m a plastic doll – now jog on. Is it true you’re planning on having your ninth boob job? No! I’m not pumping them up any more. Look at the size of them.