TAYLOR SWIFT...

FOR SERVICES TO TRAVEL

She’s so rich that she could afford to hire out a whole fleet of private jets, but Taylor Swift has found a unique new way to travel – inside a giant suitcase. Not wanting anyone to spot her (she’s not been seen in public for weeks), Taylor reportedly climbed into the luggage, before two of her burly bodyguards transported the case out of her home in New York and carried it/her to a waiting car. Her rep has denied that she was ever in the suitcase, but we think it’s the way all stars will travel from now on.