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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“BEING THIS BEAUTIFUL DOESN’T COME NATURALLY” Robbie Williams doesn’t just wake up like this, OK?

“I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DANCE ON A TABLE”

Lily James is really trying hard to get rid of her good-girl image “I’M SO NOSTALGIC THAT I’M CELEBRATING THE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BREAKING MY ELBOW” Shall we send you a card, Lena Dunham?

“I’VE ALWAYS LOVED HER”

Katy Perry wants to make it VERY clear that her feud with Taylor Swift is over “I HAVEN’T HAD A DAY OFF IN TEN YEARS” Judging by the constant bikini pictures, we think

Myleene Klass may be exaggerating “MY DAUGHTER LOVES BEING BURIED UP TO HER NECK IN SAND AT THE BEACH. HER LITTLE FACE LIGHTS UP WHEN I COME BACK TO GET HER THE NEXT DAY” There’s no star treatment for Ryan

Reynolds’ kids “I DO REMEMBER GETTING DRUNK AND WAKING UP TIED TO A DOOR KNOB” There’s a very good reason Jada Pinkett

Smith no longer drinks