Katie Price stays classy as she reveals her next surgery will be of the intimate kind
The celeb wants a foof ‘as tight as her face’
Be warned: if you’re eating your tuna sarnie while reading this, you might want to put it down, because Katie Price’s latest surgery plans might seriously turn your stomach. The 39 year old, who – we won’t need to remind you – is partial to the odd bit of surgical enhancement, has decided that her facelift earlier this year was just the beginning of a top-to-toe fix-up. Next on her wish list? “A fanny overhaul,” as she so charmingly calls it.
According to a source close to the, ahem, Loose Women star, she’s desperate to have what is known in showbiz circles as a “designer vagina” – or vaginoplasty. Without getting too forensic, this involves a fair bit of tightening. She’s told friends, “It’s not just your face and tits that sag. Everything goes south as you get older, thanks to Mother Nature and gravity. I want a fanny as tight as my face. Just because it’s not on show, doesn’t mean I’m going to let it turn into an old badger down there. I want it pulled and tucked.” Quite.
Apparently, the Pricey’s discomfort with her downstairs comes from feeling insecure that she’s past it, after a bout of public embarrassment. Earlier this month, she was openly rejected by Love
Island’s Chris Hughes, while she’s also still keeping us guessing over the future of her marriage to Kieran Hayler, after accusing him in August of cheating again.
“Katie’s saying she wants new bits and a new man,” our insider tells us. “She reckons ‘fanny maintenance’ is key to a healthy sex life. But, then again, she also says that if Kieran’s lucky enough, he may get to christen it.”
To be honest, we’re not even sure if surgery’s necessary, Katie. Just thinking about the procedure is enough to make us never un-clench again.