Katy Perry: such a seasoned performer

WHERE? The Staples Center. WHAT? Forget the Spice Girls, THIS is a pop diva who knows the recipe for some tasty girl power. Step one: find a life-size salt shaker. Step two: employ two latex-covered lasses to sprinkle said condiment all over you. Step three: let it marinate, while you bust a gut with the show tunes. The result is a delicious feast for all the senses, guaranteed to get even the harshest critics salivating. And it’s Mary Berry approved. SO? We wanted to add more food-related innuen-doughs into the mix, but we ran out of thyme.