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They talk. We listen (sometimes)

“I STILL FEEL LIKE A COMPETITION WINNER WHEN I GET TO FLY BUSINESS” Even though you’re landing prime presenting gigs and raking in mega-bucks, SCARLETT MOFFATT?

“LIFE WOULD BE EMPTY WITHOUT THEM” VICKY PATTISON’S done a spectacular U-turn on having kids

“YOU KNOW YOU’RE F***ED WHEN YOU’RE DEEPLY MOVED BY THE ART ON A SEASONAL STARBUCKS CUP” We disagree, LENA DUNHAM. ’Tis the season to totally lose your shit

“YEAH, SANTA, I BEEN A REAL GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR” GEMMA COLLINS is confident she’s on the Big Man’s “nice” list

“I’VE GOT NO TIME FOR A WAX” GERI HORNER’S lady garden has taken a back seat since having son Monty

“I GIVE HIM GOOD FACIAL PRODUCTS AND I TAKE HIS JACKETS”

CHLOË MORETZ on why her relationship with Brooklyn Beckham works

“I’M GONNA MARRY CHOCOLATE” With two divorces behind her, you can’t really blame BRITNEY SPEARS for changing type for her third “I do”