Michael Mcintyre’s Big Show

BBC1, Saturday 18 November, 8.10pm

We honestly can’t say how we’d react if Michael snuck into our bedroom at the witching hour. As he returns for this third series, though, unsuspecting victims will be forced to play a Midnight Gameshow. There’s also the return of Celebrity Send To All, which sees Michael send a text to all Ed Balls’ contacts. Emeli Sandé and Stereophonics round out the guest list. Jason Arnopp

“Are you taking the Michael?”