Ex On The Beach
MTV, Tuesday 20 March, 10pm
EOTB is back for its eighth series and, this time round, contestants won’t have to contend with ex-flings arriving at the villa – but people they were in long-term relationships with. Yep. A-W-K-W-A-R-D. Among the skimpily clad humans willing to put themselves through this unthinkable trauma is Geordie Shore’s Marnie Simpson and her on-off Single AF boyfriend Casey Johnson. Rather them than us.