The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET MERMAID LIFE
Let’s face it, we all wanted to be Ariel when growing up. And now that dream has come true for Halle Bailey, who has been cast as the underwater princess in the live-action remake of The Little Mermaid.
BUY! BUY! BUY! ESSEX BOYS
He cracked America, but Mark Wright will always be an Essex boy. Now it’s been confirmed (by Billie Faiers’ hubby Greg Shepherd) that he is returning for TOWIE’S tenth anniversary next year.
GOOD PERFORMANCE BARGAIN HOMES
Petra Ecclestone – heiress to Bernie’s F1 fortune – has made a tidy profit on her modest LA abode. The 123-room property has sold for £95m – £30m more than Petra bought it for – making it the most expensive home ever sold in LA.
STOCK FALLING NON-PEARLY WHITES
If only our future was looking as bright as Simon Cowell’s teeth. The music mogul looked like he’d upped the dosage of bleach for his gnashers, to be the host with the most at last week’s annual SYCO summer party.
STOCK RISING ROYAL TENNIS LESSONS
Despite competing at Wimbledon, Roger Federer found time to give Prince George a private tennis lesson. We imagine Kate and Wills’ requests are hard to turn down…
WORTH AN INVESTMENT SISTER ACT
It’s not just Beyoncé who headlines festivals, y’all – little sis Solange is getting in on the act this Friday at Lovebox. The outfits. The songs. The HAIR. We cannot wait.
GOING DOWN DENTAL FLOSS
There’s no need to buy dental products any more – Gemma Collins has you sorted with this eye-wateringly wedgie-fied swimsuit. We can’t imagine the personal hygiene issues she had after taking this snap.
SELL! SELL! SELL! PROMISES
After using their reunion to apologise for leaving the Spice Girls years ago, Geri Horner is rumoured to be saying Goodbye again, as she CBA to do the Australian Spice World tour. Poor form, Gez.