The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET PARTY STANDARDS
Never again will we be satisfied with a birthday at Pizza Express after seeing J-LO celebrate her 50th last week. Never mind the 7ft cake or the fireworks display – we want the $140k Porsche she got from A-rod.
BUY! BUY! BUY! BIZARRE HONOURS
Catherine Zeta-jones returned home to Wales last week with husband Michael Douglas and their son Dylan to be honoured with the “Freedom of Swansea”. Does that mean she can just walk into anyone’s house?
GOOD PERFORMANCE REAL-LIFE DATING
She had signed up to celeb dating app Raya, but Caroline Flack has no need for it now, after coupling up with ex-tennis player and model Lewis Burton, 27. Let’s hope no one gets mugged off.
STOCK FALLING TAKEAWAYS
There was no Maccy D’s for Beyoncé before headlining Coachella. The singer revealed a snap of herself on the scales weighing 12st, before embarking on a 22-day plant-based diet to hit her game weight.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT GOING IT ALONE
Natalie Imbruglia announced last week that she is pregnant with the help of a sperm donor. The 44 year old also announced she’d signed a new record deal, so don’t expect a Christmas card from her this year – she’s busy.
GOING DOWN SELFIES
We don’t even know where to look with this PR shot for Britain’s Got Talent Champions Special. No wait, we do. It’s the slightly scary new face of Simon Cowell.
STOCK RISING RECYCLING
Damian Hurley paid tribute to mum Liz’s 1994 Versace dress, by wearing a Versace suit that featured the memorable safety pins. Not that he and Liz are trying to get as much attention as possible, or anything.
SELL! SELL! SELL! LASER REMOVAL
Instead of just getting a tattoo of her ex-boyfriend’s name removed from her wrist, Chloe Ferry decided to turn “Sam” into “Salmon”. She also had a fish tattooed underneath in case she forgets what a salmon is.