The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celeb market this week?
SAFE BET POSH PADS
A new series of MTV Cribs has kicked off, and last week we got to peek into Megan Mckenna’s plush Essex home. As well as her “dream toilet”, she showed viewers her drinks fridge, which was chock-a-block with Capri Suns. #Spon?
BUY! BUY! BUY! TEXT REGRET
After a spectacularly acrimonious and public split with his 24-year-old girlfriend Summer Monteys-fullam, Paul Hollywood has reportedly texted her in an attempt to win her back. Paul, mate, let her go.
GOOD PERFORMANCE RESTFUL SLEEP
The official trailer for Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker was released last week and, while we can’t wait to watch it, we’re also already prepping which cushion we’ll be hiding behind for the duration of the film.
STOCK FALLING LONELY NIGHTS
After splitting from her third husband a few months ago, Ulrika Jonsson has signed up to find love on Celebrity First Dates. She previously said that she would “never have sex ever again”, so fingers crossed, Ulrika!
WORTH AN INVESTMENT SUPPORTIVE PALS
Strictly’s Kevin Clifton has credited an unlikely friend with helping him ditch the booze after the breakdown of his marriage to fellow dancer Karen – Russell Brand. Kev has now been sober for 14 months after the comedian reached out to him.
STOCK RISING HEALTH AND SAFETY
After being hit in the eye with a Champagne cork, ex-love Islander Theo Campbell told fans he has lost all vision in his right eye. His girlfriend Kaz – also an ex-islander – flew out to Ibiza to be with him. Get well soon, Theo!
GOING DOWN SOAP ICONS
Fans were shocked when Hollyoaks’ Tony Hutchinson was killed off last week. He’s an icon of the soap, having been a staple since the first show in 1995. We’re clinging desperately to the conspiracy theories that he’s be alive.
SELL! SELL! SELL! FAT SUITS
Ex Hear’say singer Noel Sullivan put on 2st to play a role in the School Of Rock musical, as he thought a fat suit would look “weird”. Any excuse for an extra slice of pizza is fine by us!