The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET GLADIATOR MUSCLES
It may have launched way back in 1992, but when some of the old Gladiators appeared on morning TV last week, it was (in some cases) like they had never been away. Is it wrong to still have a crush on Hunter?
BUY! BUY! BUY! THE GC’S BANK BALANCE
Gemma Collins is about to become £1.1million richer after apparently signing a deal to become the new face of Poundland. Just imagine the amount of things she can buy in there now…
GOOD PERFORMANCE HEALING BIRTHDAYS
She revealed in 2017 she doesn’t “talk to the Kardashians any more”, but Caitlyn Jenner’s 70th bash showed things have thawed. Kim and Kourtney attended, along with her daughters Kylie and Kendall. Just Khloé to win round then, Cait?
STOCK FALLING STAYING NEUTRAL
Sienna Miller wore her heart on her chest last week, rocking a pro-eu hoodie amid ongoing uncertainty and political unrest in the UK. Wonder how she really feels about Brexit…
WORTH AN INVESTMENT AWARDS SEASON
Gemma Whelan and Edith Bowman joined the panel to choose the EE Rising Star Award shortlist for the 2020 BAFTAS. With past winners including Tom Hardy and Kristen Stewart, it’s definitely an award to watch out for.
STOCK RISING NOSTALGIA
To celebrate new West End musical & Juliet – on now at the Shaftesbury Theatre, for tickets go to Andjulietmusical. co.uk – our favourite pop magazine Smash Hits is back for a one-off edition, featuring Jessie J battling the biscuit tin.
GOING DOWN WORKPLACE INSURANCE
The Strictly curse used to be all about illicit affairs. But this series, it’s more broken bones than broken hearts. Last week, an injured Will Bayley was forced to quit the series, and Neil Jones also hurt himself in training. Get those personal injury lawyers on speed-dial.
SELL! SELL! SELL! MAKE-UP SALES
Poor North West. All she wants to do is cake herself in lippie and blush. But Christian dad Kanye is now having none of it – because six year olds shouldn’t be wearing make-up. What a killjoy.