The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market in this week
SAFE BET OLD SCHOOL GLAMOUR
Seriously, is there a look that Beyoncé can’t pull off ? W hether it’s hot pants, a leotard or a ballgown, Queen Bey always looks amazing in it, and this old-school Hollywood dress from last week was no exception.
BUY! BUY! BUY! CHELSEA BUMPS
Where did that come from? She only announced her pregnancy three weeks ago, but Millie Mackintosh was blooming as she proudly showed off her baby bump while on holiday in Miami.
GOOD PERFORMANCE JOB SECURITY
We’ve only just got to grips with Olivia Colman in the role, but we’ve already found out Imelda Staunton is set to replace her as Queen Elizabeth in Netflix’s The Crown. We bet Helen Mirren’s already on the phone to her agent.
STOCK FALLING SINGLE GIRLS
The new Celebs Go Dating line-up was announced last week, and we’re already predicting a sisterhood between EX-TOWIE star Amy Childs and Love Island sweetheart Amy Hart. Bring on the lads!
WORTH AN INVESTMENT DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENTS
After graduating in 1992, Amanda Holden was given an Honorary Doctorate of Letters from Mountview Drama School, and wasted no time in letting her Instagram followers know that she’s now Dr Holden.
STOCK RISING POSH FANS
They may be two of the most famous women in the world, but that didn’t stop Kim and Kourtney Kardashian acting like fangirls when they posed alongside Victoria Beckham as she launched her new beauty line. Wonder if they got any free products?
GOING DOWN SISTER-IN-LAW SUPPORT
Actress Elsa Pataky had a dig at Miley Cyrus last week. After being asked how brother-in-law Liam Hemsworth was doing after his split from Miley, Elsa said, “He’s a strong boy,” and, “I think he deserves much better.”
SELL! SELL! SELL! UNDERWEAR SALES
After “evaluating” their marketing strategy, Victoria’s Secret have cancelled their famous catwalk show. Perhaps they’d realised that it’s outdated, and makes 99 per cent of the female population depressed.