Hannah Elizabeth has world’s most glamorous birth
Nothing prepares you for motherhood like a fresh set of fake nails
Ah, celebrity parenthood, we thought we’d seen it all. After all, the world went 2.0 with firework-filled gender reveals and newborn babies in #sponsored posts flogging placenta capsules. But this is small fry compared to reality TV’S latest mum-spiration: Love Island 2015 star Hannah Elizabeth, who’s been reminding us that nothing matters more mid-labour than maintaining a bouncy blow-dry.
Hannah had slipped off the radar in recent years, but now the 29 year old has rocketed back into our lives after announcing on her Instagram that she’d given birth to son Reggie – who she shares with ex-fiancé George Andreetti – having had an extensive prenatal nail, hair and make-up session. Her fake lashes were sodden with happy tears, her extra-long talons gently cradled the newborn, her hair extensions were shinier than Mrs Hinch’s bathroom.
Inevitably, the killjoys soon lashed out, slamming Hannah for getting so glammed up. But she stuck two manicured fingers up (painted with her son’s name and date of birth, obvs), hitting back that her planned C-section meant she had extra time to organise her glow-up, replying, “Actually, I had a curly-blow, pin curls, the lot. I wasn’t going to meet my son for the first time and best day of my life rough, was I?”
Meanwhile, a glimpse at Han’s Instagram (@Hannahelizinsta – follow us, babes) gives us a lesson in glam gestation. Everything from the Victoria’s Secret-inspired bump photo shoot to her baby ball, where the former Playboy bunny wore a slinky princess gown and handed out chocolate with her face, boobs and bump emblazoned on the packaging, was perfection.
Guys, we’re convinced: motherhood may be hard, but it’s so much easier with amazing hair. ■