The STAR Exchange

Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?

GIRL POWER

We’re already calling it – 4 July is going to be the best day of 2020. With Little Mix headlining British Summertime festival, and their pals Rita Ora, Kesha and Zara Larsson in tow, how could it not be? Visit Bst-hydepark.com for info.

VINTAGE SASS

Ulrika Jonsson has joined Lumen – a dating app for the over 50s. Calling herself a “nutter” in her profile, she’s included a number of sexy snaps and stipulated “no arrogant men”.

POSTNATAL SURGERY

She only gave birth six weeks ago, but Amber Rose has wasted no time in “snapping back” – undergoing full body liposuction. And while she was at it, she also had the jowls around her chin reduced. So THAT’S why she called her son Slash.

OSCAR BUZZ

One’s famous for being Kylie Jenner’s ex-bestie, the other for being a good-looking criminal. Apparently, that makes them film stars. Last week, Jordyn Woods wrapped her “first leading role” alongside hot felon Jeremy Meeks. Just in time for awards season, too!

TWINKLETOES

Elton John joined the cast of Billy Elliot in Sydney last week for their curtain call, donning a tutu for the occasion. To be fair, this is pretty standard casualwear for Sir Elton.

THE APOCALYPSE

The end is nigh. Or so it seems in Kanye West’s video for new song Closed On Sunday, in which we see the Kardashian-wests sleeping on some rocks, and North screaming, “Chick-fil-a [the name of a US fried chicken restaurant],” at the top of her lungs.

LOW-KEY BASHES

How the hell is Geordie Shore’s Holly Hagan going to top her engagement party – which included a horse-drawn Cinderella carriage, indoor blossom trees and extravagant gifts for her seven bridesmaids?

TACTFUL HOLIDAYS

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, eh? Things must be serious between Paul Hollywood and his new girlfriend Melissa Spalding – the GBBO judge whisked her away to the same Cyprus resort where he met AND married his ex-wife Alexandra. So romantic.