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Whose stock is rising and falling in the celeb market this festive season?

SAFE BET FAMILY PORTRAITS

We’re obsessed with Prince William and Kate’s family Christmas card, which finally gives us a good look at eight-monthold Prince Louis. Isn’t he adorable? Charlotte still wins, though.

GOOD PERFORMANCE TRUE FRIENDSHIP

Jennifer Aniston has revealed that it’s Matthew Perry, Matt Leblanc and David Schwimmer who are to blame for the lack of a Friends reunion, claiming, “The girls would love to do it.”

WORTH AN INVESTMENT GIRL POWER

After breaking two ribs and “severing” her hand in a (still mysterious) accident, Mel B’s fellow Spice Girls came to cheer her up in the hospital. Minus Posh, obvs – duh.

STOCK FALLING USEFUL DEGREES

A US student has just completed a Master’s degree with a thesis in Kim Kardashian. So, basically education is now redundant and we should all just give up.

BUY! BUY! BUY! PRICEY’S ACTUAL BUM

On her latest TV special, Katie Price revealed she’s put on 2st, “proving” it by dropping trou to show her derriére. In the words of on/off boyfriend Kris Boyson, “Why are you getting your arse out, Katie?”

STOCK RISING

BIRTHDAY CANDLE SALES

Kirk Douglas, the coolest centenarian we know, turned 102 last week. Son Michael revealed that the actor, who served in WW2, has “just discovered Facetime” and loves it. Legend.

The One Show becomes The Two Show after presenter Alex Jones, 41, announced she was pregnant with her second child. Alex already has 23-month-old son Teddy with husband Charlie Thompson.

We may have been NFI-ED (wouldn’t have gone, anyway), but Wayne and Coleen Rooney – along with their four sons – attended the White House Christmas children’s party, after an invitation from Donald Trump.