The STAR Exchange CASHING IN

Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?

SAFE BET TEEN SPIRIT

Climate activist Greta Thunberg has been named TIME’S “Person of the Year”, which delighted everyone except Donald Trump, who said the 16 year old had an “anger management problem”. Pot, meet kettle.

WORTH AN INVESTMENT HORSING AROUND

Davina Mccall looked positively scruffy standing next to the unicorn character at the launch of new show The Masked Singer. Careful, Davina, he’ll give you the horn.

GOOD PERFORMANCE SISTERHOOD

Kendall Jenner is easily our favourite Kar-jenner after impersonating her little sister Kylie in an episode of KUWTK. Coating her gob in one of Kylie’s lipsticks, she teased, “I looove overlining my lips.” Sassy.

STOCK FALLING THE FRIEND ZONE

We thought Strictly had been scandal-free this year, until footballer David James and his dance partner Nadiya Bychkova – who is engaged – were caught on Aljaž’s Insta-stories looking cosy. Anything we should know?

STOCK RISING DULCET TONES

If there’s anything getting us through the dark days of winter, it’s Harry Styles’ new album Fine Line. That velvet voice will keep us company through the cold nights, too.

BUY! BUY! BUY! CATCHING UP

Almost 20 years after Big Daddy, co-stars Cole Sprouse and Adam Sandler reunited. Cole was a cute seven year old when he starred in the comedy, sharing the role with his twin brother, Dylan. He grew up cuter.

GOING DOWN SUBTLE DECORATIONS

Sam Faiers showed us the Essex way of decorating for Christmas with this excessive display, which *shock* seemed to be for the benefit of her reality show. “I know this is very OTT,” she told her followers. No kidding.

SELL! SELL! SELL! STREET CRED

Stormzy showed us what a softy he is when he couldn’t contain his joy after Peppa Pig tweeted him with a reference to his new album. In Stormzy’s own words, “WTF is going on?”