The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET UNLIKELY BESTIES
Amy Hart couldn’t care less about love anymore, after finding her forever BFF, Emily Maitlis. The former Love Islander made a beeline for her Newsnight hero at the TRIC awards, and was delighted to hear that the admiration was mutual.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT LITTLE BAKING
Have no fear, Bake Off fans… Matt Lucas is here! The comedian will be replacing Sandi Toksvig as GBBO co-host alongside Noel Fielding – this is the good news we knead.
POOR PERFORMANCE CINEMA TRIPS
As well as No Time To Die, the release of A Quiet Place II and Disney’s Mulan – among others – have delayed their release due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Thank goodness for Netflix and Friends re-runs.
STOCK FALLING SERIOUS JOBS
She once ran for Vice President of the USA, but last week, Sarah Palin was revealed to be the Bear on The Masked Singer US. The former Alaskan governor performed Baby Got Back, so now we really have seen it all.
BUY! BUY! BUY! FEELIN’ HOT
Little Mix have released the video for their song Wasabi, and it’s got everything you could hope for: sassy strutting, fan waving, and a deliciouslycringey clip of Jesy Nelson’s boyfriend Chris Hughes miming along.
STOCK RISING ESSEX’S BABY QUOTA
Seriously, Essex must be the most fertile place in the world. TOWIE veteran Lauren Pope is the latest star to join the mummy club, after announcing she’s pregnant. Get the girl an ITV2 show!
GOING DOWN OLDFASHIONED TRADITION
Last week, Laura Whitmore revealed she made the first move on boyfriend Iain Stirling. She said the comedian was intimidated by her: “Iain was too scared to ask me out, so in the end, I had to ask him.”
SELL! SELL! SELL! NAPPY STOCK
Forget stockpiling toilet roll, nappies will be flying off the shelf with all the new celeb babies in town. Lucy Mecklenburgh, Lydia Bright (left) and Jenna Dewan all recently popped their sprogs.