heat chats to Dean Gaffney about his time on Celebs Go Dating
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Dean Gaffney has been front and centre of the celeb world ever since he first hit our screens as the hapless-butloveable Robbie Jackson in Eastenders when he was just 15 (a scary 27 years ago). Back when we had a meagre four TV channels to choose from, the show was pulling in 25million viewers an episode, and made instant stars of everyone who appeared in it. Dean remained a fixture on and off until last year, when he waved goodbye to the Square after being axed for making some “bad personal decisions” (ie he asked a fan to send him some saucy pictures).
So, is the 42 year old really the hard-partying playboy he’s portrayed to be? He’d beg to differ, telling us the past is the past. Although he’s got a definite glint in his eye, he’s honest and answers all of heat’s questions head on. Top of our agenda is his recent appearance on Celebs Go Dating…
How was your Celebs Go Dating experience? On the whole, it was fine, but it was hard, because I don’t come from a reality TV background. It’s not really my forte, to be honest. You’re really only as good as the edit. Sometimes, you’re on a twohour date and it’s condensed into two-and-a-half minutes, and I found that quite hard to view. Did you feel a bit out of your comfort zone at times? [Nods.] The first mixer we went to was tough, because the people were predominantly younger than me. One girl said no when I asked her out, but she actually sent me a DM the next day to say she’d said no because she didn’t want to go on a date on camera. It does beg the question, “Why turn up to the filming of a reality show if you didn’t want to be on camera?” None of it makes sense, but she obviously got cold feet. Rob Beckett really pushes the boundaries on the voiceover… I always laughed along with Rob Beckett until I was on the show. I’m
the first person to take the piss out of myself, but when you’ve got someone with funny teeth taking the piss out of you, it’s a bit pot/ kettle. No one likes to be on the end of something. When Rob’s been in the business for as long as I have, he can come back to me. Rob Beckett doesn’t write all his lines, let’s be fair. There is a team behind it, but he is still funny. Is it fair to say to you were a bit of a rogue in the past? There was an article out about me recently where they rehashed kiss-and-tells that went back 20 years. You know, I’ve got twin daughters who are 23 and I don’t think it’s fair to refer to things that happened before they were born. There are misconceptions about me and I’m not this guy that jumps in and out of nightclubs every weekend and sows my oats. I did that when I was the right age to be doing that. I’m not doing that now, but it’s always kind of documented that’s what Dean Gaffney stands for. If you took heat out on a date, would we go back to yours on the first night? No. I went to [I’m A Celeb 2016 co-star] Adam Thomas’ lovely wedding a couple of years ago, and in his speech, he referred to the fact that it took him ages to get his wife back to his, and to be fair it was the same with the mother of my children. I think that goes a long way. You can’t fight chemistry, but I would say make people wait. Does being famous help you pull? It’s definitely a good conversation starter, but I think it can make it harder because your life is documented on Google. It’s very hard to say to someone, “Yeah, but that happened ten years ago.” It’s a double-edged sword. It makes it easier to make the initial contact, because you’re known, but it makes it harder when you start dating someone, because things can come back to bite you on the arse. People have preconceptions about who I am, so the biggest compliment someone can give me is, “You’re not who I thought you would be.” Did you meet someone on the show or are you still looking? I think ultimately – and I mean this in the most un-big-headed way possible – I don’t have a problem meeting females. I don’t need two agents to find me women, but I keep making the mistake of not committing. I think there’s a reason for that, so it was about tackling that and discovering why I do certain things. I wasn’t on the show to meet a woman, per se, it was more about finding out about me. I’m not desperately looking for love, but I’m coming to an age now where I want to meet my ride or die. I think when it comes along, it will hit me, but in the meantime, I’m happy as I am.
Is Dean Gaffney really ready to settle down? Yes. We’re all on this planet to fornicate and move forward and reproduce. I don’t want to be Peter Pan –I want to grow up. And on a rainy, cold Tuesday, I’d like to be on the sofa with my forever girl watching a box set. So, you can be a onewoman man? Yes. Have your daughters, Chloe and Charlotte, really banned you from dating younger women? No, that was a comment I made that was taken out of context. I’m still my daughters’ dad at the end of the day, so they wouldn’t speak to me like that. We have a very good relationship and we take the
‘We’re put on this planet to fornicate and reproduce’
mickey out of each other, which is great. If you read the tabloids. you’d think I was a part-time dad when they were growing up, but I woke up in the same house as them for 18 years. People I’ve dated since their mother [Sarah Burge, who split from Dean in 2015 after 22 years] have been younger, but maturity comes with being older, and I’m not sure I want to be with someone who’s worrying about filters on Instagram. Chloe and Charlotte are gorgeous – do you vet their boyfriends carefully? I’ve always said I don’t want to meet anyone until they’re in a proper relationship. I gave my daughters two rules when they were growing up: one, don’t smoke, because I think it’s disgusting.
Two, don’t be easy and don’t be that girl who’s in and out of situations. Thus far, they’ve lived their lives like that. I don’t just want to meet guys, I want to meet the guy. It must be quite intimidating for potential suitors to try and get your seal of approval? My friends used to say that I’d be running around with a shotgun and wouldn’t let my daughters out at night. But they’re 23 now and I have to loosen the reins. They’re adults and if they want mine and Sarah’s advice, we’ll give it to them, but I certainly don’t tell them what to do. Have you been offered shows like Strictly and Dancing On Ice in the past? When you leave a show like Eastenders, you get a lot of phone calls, but I always say you won’t see me on a celebrity farm or anything like that. I wouldn’t do Dancing On Ice, because Strictly leads the field with those shows, and I wouldn’t want to ruin my chances if Strictly came knocking. Bar the jungle, which I’ve done, it’s the biggest show out there. Can you dance? I went to Sylvia Young’s drama school, but I had two left feet, so I think I would be more John Sergeant than Kelvin Fletcher. What would be your dream acting role? I want to do something different to Robbie, who is very happy-golucky and the butt of people’s jokes. I’d like to do a gritty drama where I shave my head, or play a crack addict and people go, “Wow.” Would you ever head over to Hollywood? Hollywood is the mecca for the acting profession. I mean, if you make it in Hollywood, you’re sorted and it’s everyone’s dream, but it’s a very clichéd dream and it doesn’t always work out. There’d have to be something that took me over there. To up sticks and move to LA at 42? It just isn’t where I’m at right now. Being successful for 27 years in the country I was born in is enough for me. Would you ever go back to Eastenders? I was invited to the 35th anniversary party and there’s no animosity there. You know, a situation arose and they had to deal with it the way they saw fit. But the beautiful thing was they said, “Please come back to us.” The fact they said that was amazing, because I know it’s not said to everyone. It feels like a genuine family who cares and wants the character to come back. How do you feel about comparisons between you and David Gandy? [Laughs.] He should be so lucky! I think if you squint one eye, turn the page of a magazine upside down and look from several miles away, you might see a bit of a resemblance between the two of us. Who wouldn’t want to be compared to a multimillionaire model? I’d love to know if he’s ever been stopped and told he looks like Dean Gaffney. Have you two ever been in the same room at the same time? No. And there’s a reason for that. ■
The final of Celebs Go Dating is on E4, Thurs 19 March at 9pm