The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET LITTLE LEGENDS
This Country’s Daisy May Cooper is expecting her second child with husband Will Weston. They already have a twoyear-old daughter, who insists on being called Buckbeak. Read our chat with Daisy and her brother Charlie on page 44.
BUY! BUY! BUY! HEART RATES
Joe Wicks has volunteered to be the nation’s PE teacher after it was announced all schools will close. The Body Coach himself will provide free online classes at 9am, Monday to Friday. Love you, Joe.
GOOD PERFORMANCE KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY
Rochelle Humes is having a full-on self-isolating party. The TV presenter is with her family – including lookalike sisters Sophie and Lili Piper and, judging by their Insta-vids, they’re having an absolute ball.
STOCK FALLING ARENA GIGS
Staying at home is hard, but it’s been made a bit easier with megastars like John Legend and Chris Martin live-streaming their gigs. Music to our ears – especially because we don’t need to put any pants on for the privilege.
STOCK RISING WEDDING DATES
First Dates charmer Fred Sirieix has found his own fairy-tale ending as he revealed last week that he was engaged to the lucky lady he calls “Fruitcake”. Congrats, guys.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT PROUD MAMAS
Lydia Bright has said she will be “proud” to “bare her bosoms” and breastfeed her new baby daughter in public. She made the statement in a candid chat with her mum, who told Lydia, “I’ve never seen such big boobaloobas.”
GOING DOWN POWER SHOWERS
Gemma Collins has posed naked in a bath for PETA’S new campaign, which aims to show the cramped conditions of sea animals in marine parks. A worthy cause – but it also just makes us want to luxuriate in bubbles.
SELL! SELL! SELL! #EFFORT
It’s SO hard to be an influencer, hashtagging #spon content all day. So, we really feel for Ferne Mccann, who has complained that, “The time and effort of one post is probably longer than a day in the office.” Probs not, hun.