The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET REAL HEROES
Some former Love Islanders promote car fresheners, others save lives. Series four’s Dr Alex George has been sharing scenes from A&E, and it’s pretty eye-opening. Sending a massive thank you to him (and, of course, the entire NHS workforce) for fighting on the frontline.
GOOD PERFORMANCE FAKIN’ IT
Full props to chef Gizzi Erskine for giving it her best shot, but we’re just not convinced that her Big Mac fakeaway cuts the mustard. Rubbing salt into wounds, an online April Fool’s prank last week claimed that Mcdonald’s was reopening.
PDAS
Spending so much time together can test the strongest relationship, but Olly Murs took things up a notch after pushing his girlfriend Amelia Tank into the swimming pool while practising Tiktok moves. Let the grovelling commence.
BUY! BUY! BUY! STAY-AT-HOME RAVES
We still get to party over Easter, as Bauer radio stations including Kiss, Absolute, Scala and Kerrang! have banded together for the world’s biggest radio rave, with live music and guests.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT STAR PUPILS
Studying from home has its perks, as some US university students have been discovering. Celebrities including Kim Kardashian and Matthew Mcconaughey have dialled into their lectures via video link. They’d better be doing all the homework, too.
STOCK RISING BABYZONE
Congratulations are in order for Ronan Keating and his wife Storm, who have welcomed their newborn daughter Coco. This latest addition makes Ronan a father of five – the perfect number to form a pop group.
GOING DOWN CASUAL HOMEWEAR
Sylvester Stallone and his family used their lockdown time to dress up as characters from Netflix mustwatch Tiger King. We assume they had Rocky III theme Eye Of The Tiger on in the background.
SELL! SELL! SELL! QUIET RETIREMENT
We’re starting to doubt Mother Nature’s rationale, after hearing grandfather-offive Bernie Ecclestone is to become a dad again at 89. This lockdown boom is real.