The STAR Exchange

Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?

SAFE BET CHARITABLE HEARTS

Celebs such as Lily James, Love Island’s Paige and Finn, and Claudia Winkleman have been showing their love for Comic Relief in this “Love Wins” T-shirt designed by illustrator Charlie Mackesy. Every purchase will go towards charities helping out in the current crisis.

BUY! BUY! BUY! DANCING SHOES

Strictly Come Dancing are reportedly offering to double the fees of participating celebs to encourage stars to sign up. Bookers have apparently already started making offers, so we’ll await an email.

GOOD PERFORMANCE DOGGY DINNERS

He once convinced Jen-an to marry him, so Justin Theroux knows how to turn on the charm. And the actor proved he’s still got the goods last week, serving up an epic “date night” dinner for his “dainty lady” – aka beloved dog Kuma.

STOCK FALLING SEPARATE UNDERWEAR DRAWERS

Lockdown has really helped Olivia Attwood and her fiancé Bradley Dack connect on a deeper level. So much so, in fact, that they’ve started morphing into each other (or they were playing dress-up).

BUY! BUY! BUY! TIME WITH FRIENDS

Could we BE any more excited about the chance to sit in the audience at the taping of the Friends reunion? For a small donation to Allinchallenge.com, you could win the chance to be friends with Jen, Courteney and the rest of the gang.

GOING DOWN HEALTH AND SAFETY

Staying safe at home seems a little redundant if, like Amanda Holden, you’re then going to let your daughter dance on the roof for a Tiktok video. Nice view of their massive house, though.

STOCK RISING CREATIVE EXPRESSION

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore continued in their quest for most wholesome isolating family last week, having a group painting session with their daughters and their other halves. Surely Demi should crack out the pottery wheel, though?

SELL! SELL! SELL! BIG CRUSHES

He’ll always be Mr Big to us, but Sex And The City’s Chris Noth looks more like a James Bond villain after giving himself a buzz cut during lockdown. Do we like it? Abso-f**king-lutely not.