The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market in this week
SAFE BET STORMING IT
Mega props to Stormzy, who has put his money where his mouth is and pledged to donate £10m over the next ten years to charities and organisations tackling racial inequality and black empowerment. Amazing work.
GOOD PERFORMANCE BUDGETING
She’s not exactly broke, but Beyoncé’s about to be rolling in serious riches, as she’s very close to signing an £80m deal with Disney for three major film projects. Happily Ever After, indeed.
BUY! BUY! BUY! STRONG GENES
We can’t believe how much Jack Fincham’s baby daughter Blossom looks like him. Wonder if she’ll also inherit his megawatt (cosmetically whitened) smile?
STOCK FALLING WEDDING DATES
Sad times for Liam Gallagher, who’s revealed that he and his fiancée Debbie Gwyther have postponed their Italian wedding until 2021, explaining, “I am not getting married with a mask on.” How about a veil?
WORTH AN INVESTMENT MISS INDEPENDENT
Sending our love to Kelly Clarkson, who has sadly filed for divorce from husband Brandon Blackstock after seven years of marriage. What doesn’t kill you makes you Stronger.
STOCK RISING BABY BOOMS
Iggy Azalea has delighted and confused fans in equal measure after announcing, “I have a son… I kept waiting for the right time to say something” – but failing to mention when exactly she gave birth. Congrats, Iggy, now tell us more.
GOING DOWN MCAPPETITES
Gemma Collins shocked herself last week after finally ordering a long-awaited Mcdonald’s blowout, but only managing to finish one Big Mac. Paltry effort, GC.
SELL! SELL! SELL! FRIENDLY EXES
Last month, Megan Barton-hanson dumped businessman Harry Fenner, after finding out he was married. Well, Harry has since got his own back – gazumping Megan on the “dream home” she’d already put an offer on.