Why the dirty look, Chris?

WHERE? The street.

WHAT? As far as rock stars go, Chris Martin is pretty damn wholesome. But that doesn’t mean he can’t get down and dirty when he wants to. Exhibit A: see him nonchalantly walking shoeless down the road with filthy feet. What a badass.

SO? This could be Paradise, Chris… if you just washed your feet.

“Look at his feet… they’re all yellow”