The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET KISSING BANS
After HRVY said he wants to see what might “blossom” with Strictly co-star Maisie Smith, rumour has it producers are on “passion patrol” to keep the pair apart and ensure they don’t breach COVID-19 guidelines. No kissing, you two!
BUY! BUY! BUY! FEISTY ALTER EGOS
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. That seemed to be Mel B’s approach as she channelled Scary Spice last week, working a leopardprint dress and a fierce red lip. In the words of fellow Spice Girl Mel C, “Wow wah wee wah!”
GOOD PERFORMANCE SCATTER BRAINS
Shakespeare once said, “What’s in a name?” What indeed? It certainly didn’t cross Ferne Mccann’s mind when she shared a picture of herself with Sunday in a newspaper captioned, “Ferne with daughter Monday”.
STOCK FALLING BIG WEDDINGS
Scarlett Johansson and SNL writer and performer Colin Jost married in an intimate ceremony last week, announcing their secret nuptials via Meals On Wheels, a US charity. Scarlett met Colin in 2017, when she hosted the sketch show. Congrats!
WORTH AN INVESTMENT SISTERLY LOVE
Screen legends Awkwafina and Sandra Oh are set to team up for a sister comedy film for Netflix. Crazy Rich Asians star Awkwafina said she was, “So excited for this”. OH, so are we!
STOCK RISING RIGHT ROYAL RECIPES
Want to rustle up spag Bol like a royal? Well, now you can, after Prince William shared his homemade Bolognese sauce recipe for a charity cookbook. Apparently, it was one of the dishes that wooed Kate while at uni, so it must be good.
GOING DOWN SCHITT COSTUMES
Ryan Seacrest nailed Halloween this year with a Schitt’s Creek-inspired look. Dressing as Dan Levy’s character David, Dan’s own sister Sarah commented to say, “I literally thought it was Daniel for a second.”
SELL! SELL! SELL! POPPING OUT
One Harry Styles fan must be seriously gutted she wasn’t at home last week, after her dad invited the singer in for a cuppa after his car broke down. Harry left a note saying he was “devastated” to have missed her – but that he had fed her fish.