The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET GRAND CLAIMS
Paris Hilton is an innovator: fact. But she’s given the world more than we realised, after claiming she and Britney Spears “invented the selfie” 14 years ago. Soz, Kim Kardashian.
BUY! BUY! BUY! GIRL POWER
It may have been the GQ Men Of The Year Awards, but last week’s ceremony was all about one woman, as Michaela Coel took home the Creative Icon Award. Good choice – she’s a genius.
POOR PERFORMANCE FULL LINE-UPS
Two decades since becoming British TV’S first manufactured pop group, Hear’say are gearing up for a 20th anniversary reunion. But insiders say Myleene Klass won’t be joining Kym Marsh and co as “the time isn’t right”. Shame.
STOCK FALLING HUMAN COMPANIONS
That old adage, “The more men I meet, the more I like my dog,” is definitely true for Jennifer Aniston, as she celebrated Thanksgiving with just herself and new puppy Lord Chesterfield. Mo’ husbands, mo’ money etc.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT FINGER BLING
Matthew Perry’s had his dark days, but he’s happier than ever after announcing he’s engaged to “the greatest woman on the face of this planet” – his girlfriend Molly Hurwitz. Could we BE more delighted?
STOCK RISING WORK ROMANCES
She’s known for writing about her ex-boyfriends, but Taylor Swift’s really getting her money’s worth from current beau Joe Alwyn. The singer’s now confirmed he’s the mystery co-writer credited as William Bowery on her Folklore album.
GOING DOWN VIEWER PATIENCE
OK, BBC, you’ve admitted there will be another Gavin & Stacey series “sometime in the future”. But we want to know exactly when that will be. And if the answer isn’t tomorrow, we really won’t be happy.
SELL! SELL! SELL! HEFTY PAY PACKETS
There’s little we wouldn’t do for £100m, but not so Noel Gallagher. Apparently, the musician has turned down that sum for an Oasis reunion, which either means he’s so filthy rich, he doesn’t need it – or he still really, really hates Liam.