The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET BLONDE AMBITION
Proving she is still the hottest thing on Instagram, Kate Beckinsale showed off a new blonde look to her millions of fans. We think it’s a wig on the 47 year old, but honestly, who cares? Look how smoking she is!
BUY! BUY! BUY! MOTHER’S DAY TREATS
Mums , we know you quietly ditched the macaroni bracelet your child made, because the real gift on Mother’s Day came in the form of Regé-jean Page reading the Cbeebies bedtime story.
POOR PERFORMANCE GENDER REVEALS
Emily Ratajkowski welcomed her first child with husband Sebastian last week, and revealed they have named the baby Sylvester Apollo. Emily has said they won’t be forcing a gender on the child, who can tell their parents what they want to be when they are 18.
STOCK FALLING PRIVATE TIME
Wayne Bridge admitted last week he can no longer boast of having sex with wife Frankie every day. Revealing that nookie is now “a daytime thing”, Wayne said, “That’s also been quite tough because of homeschooling… There have been times with them coming close to catching us!”
WORTH AN INVESTMENT FUTURE PREP
Taking charge of her own destiny, former Love Island contestant Amy Hart told fans last week she has frozen her eggs after getting “slightly iffy results” from a fertility MOT. Now she’d just like the love of her life to come along, if that’s OK? Form a queue, gentlemen.
STOCK RISING CELEBRATORY MEALS
Your kids going back to school is probs treat enough, but for parents who wanted more, Gemma Collins took to Insta to congratulate all homeschoolers and suggest you treat yourself to Mcdonald’s. Is she buying?
GOING DOWN GOOD REVIEWS
Hugh Grant admitted last week that his infamous liaison with sex worker Divine Brown – while he was dating Elizabeth Hurley – all came about because he thought he was crap in film Nine Months. The actor explained he was in a bad mood after watching the film and “one thing led to another”.
SELL! SELL! SELL! GIRL GROUPS
Little Mix’s Leigh-anne Pinnock announced last week she has signed up to a new PR agency to “work on her solo endeavours”. We hope she keeps her promise to do it “alongside Little Mix”.