The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market in this week
SAFE BET ’ELLO ’ELLO ’ELLO
For those who like a man in uniform, all your dreams have come true after pictures emerged of Harry Styles dressed as a 1950s bobby. The singer is starring in upcoming film My Policeman alongside The Crown’s Emma Corrin and we CAN’T WAIT.
BUY! BUY! BUY! SMART WOMEN
Alison Hammond is set to add author to her impressive CV after landing a three-book deal. One of the books will be a memoir – called You’ve Got To Laugh. Alison says all she needs now is a husband. Form a queue, guys!
GOOD PERFORMANCE SCARY DADS
Rumour is that Gordon Ramsay’s daughter Holly will be appearing on Love Island this summer. She’s denied it, but then she would, wouldn’t she? Can’t wait to see Gordon rock up for the “meet the parents” episode.
STOCK FALLING THREE-DATE RULE
Jodie Turner-smith has said her happy marriage to Joshua Jackson all began as a random hook-up in 2018, adding, “We’re in a three-year onenight stand now.”
STOCK RISING INFURIATING TV
Meet Zip, Carwash and Scarecrow. Last week we got to have a first look at The Masked Dancer, which will see panellists try and guess who is boogying on down behind an elaborate mask.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT LA RENTALS
We hope Courteney Cox is charging her new tenant, Ellen Degeneres, a few bob. The chat show host has moved into her pal’s home after selling hers. On a recent podcast, the Friends actress said she felt more like a roommate than a landlord, though.
GOING DOWN EYELINER SALES
She’s as famous for her trademark hair and make-up as she is for her quick wit. But we were shocked when these old photos of Claudia Winkleman emerged last week without the fringe and heavy eyeliner. What would Tess say?
SELL! SELL! SELL! RESTFUL NIGHTS
Our favourite TOWIE couple Tommy Mallet and Georgia Kousoulou can say goodbye to sleep for a while after the arrival of their first baby, a son named Brody Fordham. Congrats, guys!